Right now you can catch a Detroit Doors Tribute Band in
Canada, or in Detroit…. If you’re lucky…. And watch someone act like Jim Morrison
and attempt to set the night on fire. That’s one option….. Or… You can also catch
a band who will physically set themselves on fire… I don’t know about you but option two sounds
definitely more interesting.
That’s what Rick Ruiner of the Detroit rock extravaganza… The
Ruiners is all about…..
But ah… let me start from the beginning. I am rocking out at this dilapidated
rock club called Club 5452? It was off of Woodward Avenue in downtown Detroit.
Don’t bother looking for it because I am pretty sure this place is all done by
now. I remember watching my friends band, Empty Arms, play a show and I was
wandering around the pub. I was wandering around the pub and we were in between
sets.
I looked down at the floor and could literally see pavement
through the floor. One wrong thump and you could literally fall through the
freakin’ floor onto the ground below. Just about when I thought I was going to
get bored out of my skull something amazing happened…..
They showed up…..
And by “they” I mean the Ruiners. I saw
Liz Ruiner walk in the back of the pub first and she was already plugged into
an amp. She had this Cheshire cat grin like she popped out of a Tim Burton
cartoon. She was confident and knew the capability of the band. Her confidence
scared me…. She knew what was about to go down. And before I could put two and
two together in comes Rick Ruiner. He was wearing a feather boa, sunglasses and
tight leather pants. And I caught the can of lighter fluid in his hand. Good
mercy what was he going to do with that stuff?
Light himself on freakin’ fire of course !!
He was wailing into the mic and lighting his own leg on fire. I have no idea if
he could feel that heat but the flames were rising off his leg and nobody in
the audience flinched !! This guy was
like an electrified Jim Morrison reborn for the modern age. I was a fan… right there.. BOOM…. He leaned back and then poured more lighter
fluid over his leg and the flames licked up high and he let out a guttural howl.
I was a fan of this band. That’s what it took…..they had a fantastic stage
presence and I was hooked. This band crawled out of the center of the Earth and
were bringing the level of madness to the surface dwellers.
They ripped through their songs like an white hot knife
slicing through butter. They had precision, they had purpose, and they came
dressed to kill and they rocked the house. They were dripping with personality
and charisma. How could you take your eyes off of this band? I mean seriously?
I later followed them to some shows in Ann Arbor and had a chance to talk with
them and hear some of their stories…. They have GREAT stories…..
Like the time Rick was playing some show and things were
getting a little tired in the prop department. He puts on a gorilla mask and
reaches into a brown paper sack and starts throwing hamburgers at the audience.
He even pulled out a toy pistol. That is good clean fun. More to the point it
is incredibly outrageous. There is nothing grey about this band because everything
they do is outrageously loud.
I like the Ruiners…. And that is putting it mildly. When you see Nina Friday hit those high notes
and doing the shimmy you know all hell is going to break loose. But the best
thing I can tell you about them is that their songs are original. They are
loud. And they are what’s happening RIGHT NOW… at this very minute.
If you are looking for an original show, with original
showmanship and original songs… this is for you. In the age of retro rock this
band is a real kick in the leather chaps. They are vital and needed in the
Motor City….. catch them soon and you will agree.
The Ruiners in Detroit Rock City, Creating Fun, Chaos, and Living The Punk - Thrash - Dream
Ted Cantu
May 2014 -- HOT METRO FINDS
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